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The Total Body Assault


Six years ago, I had a female sign up who wanted to get into the best shape possible in the four weeks leading up to her island hopping cruise. I'll never forget exactly what she said to me.

"I'm going to train with weights five days a week, do spinning classes three days a week, and then do the stairmaster five days a week at night."

All I needed was just one look at her Buddha belly and ham hockish thighs wrapped in busting-at-the-seams spandex to know that she wouldn't make it through the first day, let alone all four weeks.

I'll tell ya' what, though! This little fireball made me eat my words as she lasted a full three days before pulling a Houdini and disappearing like a plate of warm, chewy brownies at a PTA meeting.

Although, this did get me thinking: What would be the absolute best way to strip fat and, not only maintain, but build precious muscle at the same time?

What if the person was as deconditioned as a pre-Subway Jarrod, or what if they were primed and ready from my previous workouts?

I wanted to develop a program that could be performed with no more than one visit to the gym per day with at least two recovery days per week.

And do it all on a time sensitive schedule.

I'd allow for metabolic work to be performed during the same gym visit, but only after the weight training was completed.

Oh, and did I mention that each training session will only last one hour?

Drawing Up the Battle Plan

So, let's recap our plan of attack.

The objective is to burn as much fat and build as much muscle as possible over a one month period.

But there are rules to be followed:

Simple enough, right? For best results, I'd suggest that someone perform my total body and half body workouts before starting this routine.

If you haven't been weight training for a while, then this routine may be a bit too demanding for you. I'd rather see you perform a less demanding routine and stick with it than be thrown into the battlefield with The Total Body Assault and leave with a dishonorable discharge.

The Total Body Assault

But even if you think you're ready, the warm-up is crucial. The biggest mistake I see is people performing static stretching before they train a specific muscle group. When static stretching is performed, it "tones down," or relaxes, the nervous system. That's fine if you're about to take a nap, but before a training session we want to fire up the nervous system.

I suggest a series of dynamic activation movements to prepare your body for the demands of the upcoming training session.

The Total Body Assault

Day 1

Sets: 5
Reps: 6


Sets: 5
Reps: 6


Sets: 5
Reps: 6
Rest: 60 seconds before returning to A1

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Sets: 3
Reps: 12


Sets: 3
Reps: 30
Rest: 90 seconds before returning to B1


100 reps


Day 2

Speed: slow to moderate
Duration: 15 minutes
Rules: Hands never touch side rails or front panel


Day 3


Sets: 3
Reps: 11


Sets: 3
Reps: 11


Sets: 3
Reps: 11
Rest: 90 seconds before returning to A1


Sets: 3
Reps: 11


Sets: 3
Reps: 11
Rest: 120 seconds before returning to B1

Sets: 3
Reps: 11

Sets: 3
Reps: 11
Rest: 75 seconds before returning to C1


Day 4

Off

Day 5

Sets: 3
Reps: 8

The Total Body Assault

Sets: 3
Reps: 16

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Sets: 3
Reps: 8
Rest: 120 seconds before returning to A1

Sets: 2
Reps: 8

Sets: 2
Reps: 18
Rest: 120 seconds before returning to B1


Day 6

Upper Body

Complete all sets for each exercise before moving on to the next.

Sets: 7
Reps: 4
Load: 6RM
Rest: 60 seconds

Sets: 7
Reps: 4
Load: 6RM
Rest: 60 seconds

Sets: 7
Reps: 4
Load: 6RM
Rest: 60 seconds

Sets: 7
Reps: 4
Load: 6RM
Rest: 60 seconds

Metabolic Circuit

Sets: 5
Reps: 8

Sets: 5
Reps: 8

Sets: 5
Reps: 8

Sets: 5
Reps: 8
Rest: 90 seconds


Boost Your Recovery into Hyperdrive

One thing we all need to get on the same page with is correct workout nutrition. I've seen firsthand the post-workout monstrosities that are dolled out to college athletes, Figure girls, and the female who just wants to look sexy at the beach.

I'm talking about chocolate milk, rice cakes, and in some cases, your favorite high-fructose corn syrup cola, all of which apparently impress the naïve populous when on the recommendation of a guru trainer or juiced up pro.

"Oh please, Wet Wolf. If you took four of the octuplets and fed them Mountain Dew and caramel rice cakes post-workout and the other four had SURGE® Recovery, you wouldn't see much difference at all eight weeks later."

Au contraire!

We're all well aware of the anabolic effects of exercise:

However, not many people are aware of the catabolic effects of exercise. Let's examine them for a moment:

As a consequence of these adaptations, a failure to quickly bring the body to recovery mode can result in the following problems:

In fact, after a weight training session, it takes 24 hours for the muscle protein balance to become positive. Once this occurs, those precious muscle gains start to arrive.

Wanna know a little secret to speed things up? How would you like to bypass that 24-hour window of muscle loss?

For starters, you need to leave the chocolate milk and oatmeal cream pie in your Cabbage Patch Kids lunch box and move on to something, well, a little more potent.

You need something in liquid form that can jump in like a bunch of gangbusters and push back the corrosive armies of catabolism. This means focusing on two important things:

1. Rapidly replenishing the low glycogen stores in our muscles.

2. Rapidly decreasing the muscle protein breakdown that occurs with exercise and further enhancing muscle protein synthesis.

In order to accomplish all of this, we need something that contains glucose polymers, whey hydrolysates, and the key animo acids leucine, valine, and phenylalanine.

SURGE® Recovery delivers on all counts.

The Total Body Assault

So, the next time someone tries to convince you that your post-workout nutrition really doesn't matter, you can back it up with some hardcore information.

In the meantime, you're going to need it to illicit some shock and awe results from your rapid results program.


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Reference

Scrawny to Brawny by Dr. John Berardi

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